Three annoying things about today’s strip….

First: Technically, this has never happened. Not the part about some brainless criminal trying to run me over in a crosswalk; I actually get that a lot. I’ve just never had one make as much sense as the ‘tard in the strip seems to.

Second: I’m actually reusing a oneliner, which bugs me. I wrote out the same scenario at a month or two ago. But, maybe the imaging makes it a little better. I dunno.

Third: Ever tried to draw a stickfigure car? It can’t be done. So far as I know. If you can do it, I’d like to see the results.